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  1. Playboy Adult Jokes (18+) Part 2

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:16 PM 1 Comments

    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Chocked. One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky, so he tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm to indicate that he wanted sex. The wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry, dear but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow. And I want to stay fresh.” Dejected, the husband turned over...

  2. Playboy Adult Jokes (18+)

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:14 PM 1 Comments

    How is a thong like barbed-wire fence? It protect the property without obstructing the view. Honey,”” Said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I don’t feel like cooking fancy meal.” I know all that,” he said. “Then why did you invite a friend for...

  3. Horse Riding One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding. After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride. Things started off well enough, slowly trotting along, but soon the undulations started going faster and faster. Being unexperienced at horseback riding the blonde started to fall off. She tried everything, grabbing the mane, then she...

  4. Much More Blondes Than Before!

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:08 PM 0 Comments

    Brunette Joke A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says,...

  5. more and more blondes

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:06 PM 0 Comments

    Computer Malfunction This blonde turns on her computer one morning at work. As it comes to life, suddenly smoke starts billowing out the back. Frantically, she calls tech support and asks, "Are you guys having a fire down there?" Blonde Cop This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t...

  6. Blondes :)

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:02 PM 0 Comments

    Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As...

  7. More Chuck for your Buck

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 2:00 PM 1 Comments

    A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris...

  8. More Chuck

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 1:59 PM 1 Comments

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever...

  9. Smart Blonde?

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 1:56 PM 1 Comments

    One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought. She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart. In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was...

  10. Chuck Norris Facts :)

    Sun, Feb 19, 2012 at 1:52 PM 1 Comments

    01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to...

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