Shit, Shit, SHIT

Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 3:55 PM By: VIRUS

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

  1. *beth*ann* avatar

    On Thu, Apr 5, 2012 at 3:53 PM, *beth*ann* said:

    ewe gross. thank you for helping me fix my age... unfortunately i cant even get past where you type in your password and shit... am i supposed to make an account there so i can report my age? lame. anyway. thanks for hookin it up for me!!!

  2. cdu avatar

    On Sun, Mar 4, 2012 at 3:03 PM, cdu said:

    eeewwww

  3. daniella avatar

    On Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 6:48 PM, daniella said:

    xD

  4. KoRnSpawn-919 avatar

    On Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 5:49 PM, KoRnSpawn-919 said:

    Hahaha

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