Dumbass Man

Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 3:51 PM By: VIRUS

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

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    On Thu, Apr 5, 2012 at 3:54 PM, *beth*ann* said:

    hee hee hee... i would probably use it for something like that too... "pay my rent"

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