I Have a Sexy Korn Idea
Are you prepared for a mind numbing 2 dimensional Korn experience? I sure am. Thats why I have come up with a plan so insane, so crazy, so sexy.... that I am afraid it might just get banned for this site. Are you ready? I mean really ready?
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Battle of the Band Collector Cards
Thats right, You heard me. Like Pokemon only 64 millions times better. Head vs Munky, David Drainem vs Jonathan Davis, Korn vs Slipnot, Godsmack vs Metallica. Can't you just see it now? Opening a box of Fruitloops to find a Limited Edition Fieldy card? Can't you just imagine crunching down on those previously mentioned Fruity circles while staging your card in an epic battle against Robbie Merrill. Dear Lord I can!
The time has come my friends! Call your congressmen and senators and demand that they vote for a new bill in which the government will pay half the cost for every man, woman, and child to have the opportunity to have a card with JD on it. This is America for goods sake. Its our rights. Fight for them now, before its too late.