If Moses saw Korn in concert

Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM By: Shawshank

And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous

  1. Tamar avatar

    On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 8:21 PM, Tamar said:

    quite amusing. I'm a practicing religious person and I know this stuff from the original Hebrew. I'm laughing but when I think of how earth shattering that original event was and what it was like for me the first time I heard "Daddy", I can kind of see it :-) That was very funny. Thanks.

  2. KornAddicted7 avatar

    On Sat, Jan 7, 2012 at 6:47 AM, KornAddicted7 said:


  3. Illidan Kyael avatar

    On Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM, Illidan Kyael said:

    im jealous of your writing . does that make me a devil. or does it make me bad.

  4. Hwood03 avatar

    On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 9:23 AM, Hwood03 said:

    thats awesome ... great writing keep it up!

  5. Kobrikorn avatar

    On Fri, Sep 23, 2011 at 1:02 PM, Kobrikorn said:

    Really amazing !!!

  6. Fairynuff1979 avatar

    On Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 5:02 AM, Fairynuff1979 said:


  7. .OvO. avatar

    On Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 8:44 PM, .OvO. said:

    Wouldnt you all just S**t if blood lines of Johnathan and the house of David came to par.lol Who says they left.lmfao Hollow life Abbydos you all.

  8. Katrina Marley avatar

    On Thu, Aug 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM, Katrina Marley said:

    This is an awesome some. Lovvvee it!

  9. shadowgrimm avatar

    On Sun, Jul 31, 2011 at 9:36 AM, shadowgrimm said:

    Wow love this

  10. korndawg711 avatar

    On Mon, Jul 25, 2011 at 2:00 PM, korndawg711 said:

    haha awesome! we need to write a korn bible.

Post a comment

Shawshank’s Blogs

  1. No Items

    There is nothing to display yet, check back soon.