If Moses saw Korn in concert

Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM By: Shawshank

And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous

  1. Farra avatar

    On Fri, Jul 22, 2011 at 10:10 AM, Farra said:

    That is so dope. Love it!

  2. mikey mike mccabe avatar

    On Thu, Jul 21, 2011 at 12:35 PM, mikey mike mccabe said:

    korn is a religion

  3. TwistedTsinga avatar

    On Wed, Jul 20, 2011 at 4:11 AM, TwistedTsinga said:

    Ae-Fukking-Men To That. If KoRn Was A Religion I'd Attend Church. Well Written My Friend, Well Done.

  4. Aurora avatar

    On Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 11:50 PM, Aurora said:

    HOLY FUCK THATS AWEOSME DUDE!!!!!!!!

  5. Chon avatar

    On Thu, Jul 7, 2011 at 2:34 PM, Chon said:

    niiice

  6. Liuba avatar

    On Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 5:07 AM, Liuba said:

    Loooooooool .. really nice!

  7. raven avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 5:34 PM, raven said:

    if catholism praised korn i'd cry in church [and, well, GO to church] like those smelly old people

  8. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 8:19 AM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    HALLELUIAH! PRAISE THAT LAW'D!

  9. Suzy avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 7:46 AM, Suzy said:

    Thats Is A Great Writting You Did So Awsome Jobs Keep Up With The Writting You Did Great And Its A Long One You Ever Wrote In A Blog Nice :)

  10. BamBam avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 6:39 AM, BamBam said:

    Yawns....

    Lol....this is quite entertaining. You get my stamp of approval. ;)

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