If Moses saw Korn in concert

Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM By: Shawshank

And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous

  1. 4 U !!!! avatar

    On Tue, Feb 21, 2012 at 1:46 PM, 4 U !!!! said:

    This blows me away its so cool, you my friend could write the korn bible, hahahah

  2. Korncrazy-Luke avatar

    On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 3:00 AM, Korncrazy-Luke said:

    Lmao

  3. cdu avatar

    On Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 9:06 PM, cdu said:

    lol

  4. KoRnSpawn-919 avatar

    On Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 6:48 PM, KoRnSpawn-919 said:

    Hell yea :D

  5. KORNKIDNH avatar

    On Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 7:31 AM, KORNKIDNH said:

    Right on, A KORN bible is what everyone needs. Outstanding idea.

  6. Tamar avatar

    On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 8:21 PM, Tamar said:

    quite amusing. I'm a practicing religious person and I know this stuff from the original Hebrew. I'm laughing but when I think of how earth shattering that original event was and what it was like for me the first time I heard "Daddy", I can kind of see it :-) That was very funny. Thanks.

  7. KornAddicted7 avatar

    On Sat, Jan 7, 2012 at 6:47 AM, KornAddicted7 said:

    Nice

  8. Illidan Kyael avatar

    On Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM, Illidan Kyael said:

    im jealous of your writing . does that make me a devil. or does it make me bad.

  9. Hwood03 avatar

    On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 9:23 AM, Hwood03 said:

    thats awesome ... great writing keep it up!

  10. Kobrikorn avatar

    On Fri, Sep 23, 2011 at 1:02 PM, Kobrikorn said:

    Really amazing !!!

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