Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 7:00 AM By: Iandroo

So moms, my friend Vandreza made ??a list of five reasons why you have no children. I personally I can not comment because the man's vision is somewhat different, right. So if you women are thinking / planning a biricutico * for next season, read this list before.

- Childbirth: it hurts too much for them to come into the world, the birth process takes hours.

- Stool examination. I need to explain? I think I have. Imagine you have to take a little bit of poop to put your child in a bowl. Yuck. Oh and you have to wipe his ass until a certain age. Yuck.

- Adolescence, which is worse than a teenager? Nothing. Teenager thinks he is always right, just makes crap and does not accept others' opinions and wants money all the time. I know I'm well.

- Ingratitude: yes ingratitude, ungrateful kids are, always say you did not do anything for him, although unfortunate to have sustained when he was very old to care.

- Grandchildren: Tues after the unfortunate plagued his life, he will have children to take care of you, break your stuff, rasbicarem walls and giving gifts at Christmas.

If after those reasons you still want to have children and populate the world, you're really masochistic.

  1. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 10:37 AM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    The reason to have kids:

    - They will be the best thing in your life, period.

    It's been a fun debate. You put up a hell of a fight before going down.

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