Good God

Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 8:31 AM By: Igo4KORN

I was traveling on the interstate this weekend in the LOVE AND LUXURY of jamming to KORN. LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! I guess I got carried away in the EMBRACE and SANCTUARY of singing and enjoying the ride by myself. All of a sudden SHOOTS AND LADDERS went up my spine. BITCH WE GOT A PROBLEM! I went WAY TO FAR and missed my exit. There is NO WAY I could of missed my exit. Was I BLIND? So, I NEED TO.... RECLAIM MY PLACE as I was GETTING OFF the interstate. DEEP INSIDE I wanted to BEAT IT UPRIGHT and KICK THE PA. I was WICKED pissed and BLAME myself for not paying attention.I pulled off the interstate into THIS TOWN while COMING UNDONE. It was KILLING ME. I stopped a INNOCENT BYSTANDER for directions back to the interstate but they were not from around there and there were no signs.SOMEBODY SOMEONE! I wanted to POP A PILL, I was LOST. I told myself to WAKE UP and stopped at a store for directions and a drink. (Monster) Walked in the store and you could KILL MERCY WITHIN me. There it was all BOTTLED UP INSIDE a Monster Energy Brew Uber Monster Bio-Activated Non-Alcoholic drink. I have been a FREAK ON A LEASH looking for these for awhile but come to ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL where I live. So, HOLDING ON to one and saving the other I said LETS TRY THIS again ONE MORE TIME. LETS DO THIS NOW and back on the interstate I went. GOOD GOD, DEEP INSIDE I guess it was meant to be because I found my Uber Monster.

  1. Igo4KORN avatar

    On Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 6:00 AM, Igo4KORN said:

    Thanks guys...I like to put KoRn songs into some of my blogs because they fit well.. .The funny thing is.......I was on the way to see my friend a hour and a half away and a interstate I travel often. LOL My friends and son are still busting my ass about it. They are saying... I shouldn't listen to KoRn while driving, how could you miss the exit, are you BLIND, and next time use the GPS. HA HA I got my monsters I was looking for!

  2. Katie Levy avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 5:06 PM, Katie Levy said:

    such talent this is wicked rad

  3. MontezCrow avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 11:43 AM, MontezCrow said:

    Hahaha, this was awesome!

  4. ZackaryVS avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 11:38 AM, ZackaryVS said:

    Nice story lol

  5. BP avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 10:24 AM, BP said:

    sweet!

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