So This year I'm gonna be a pregnant nun. Some people have mentioned it could be offensive, but it really is the less offensive costume choice. I wanted to dress up as a nun, in a short habit, have the pregnancy belly carrying a bloody wire hanger that had been straightened and have blood dripping down my inner thighs and legs. But I chose to be polite and just be a slutty pregnant nun. See I can behave in a socially acceptable manner..

I feel if my costume is offensive to Catholics:
1) They need to lighten up it's only a costume.
2) They can kiss my ass because I find a church that knowingly places child molesters in parishes without warning the parishioners offensive.