Shortly after my birth my parents were mauled and slaughtered, then eaten by river otters. These river otters then raised me as their own, teaching me how to swim super fast and crack open clams on my belly. One day while cracking clams open on my tummy, I found a very rare pearl that was highly sought after by the dukes of Canada! long story short, I sold it to them and am now the richest otter EVER O.O!

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    On Tue, Apr 9, 2013 at 7:03 AM, ShesBako said:

    Best bio I have read yet! Thx for the humor!

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