Life of a Knife

Wed, Aug 31, 2011 at 1:09 PM By: KnifeMaster

Hello you beautiful people. Usually when I post a blog I take time to think about what I would like to convey to my lovely friends here on But not today. Today I am freely typing and I vow not to click the back space button once… unless of course I misspell something or make a blatantly obvious error in grammar.

How is everyone? Good I hope. Great, actually. I hope you are all great. Because you are some of the coolest mother fuckers I’ve never met.

I am doing wonderfully these days. I’m starting school at the end of the month and, while my classes for the first semester sound more like a form of medieval torture, I’m excited to start my first year of college and figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life. I know I, like many, complain about having to write essays and read copious amounts of seemingly useless information. But in reality I love it. I love learning. Maybe not the actual act or the grueling work that goes into it but I absolutely love expanding my mind and becoming an overall more informed person.

In addition, I have been eating healthier and exercising more frequently. I’m actually starting a bet in a day or two that legally binds me to 30 minutes of physical activity a day or I will be forced to record an extremely embarrassing video of myself dancing in an extremely silly fashion. But fear not, I don’t lose bets often.

So there you have it. A small insight into my rather uneventful existence.


  1. Shawshank avatar

    On Sat, Oct 22, 2011 at 6:35 AM, Shawshank said:

    You beautiful people,
    You beautiful people!

  2. KnifeMaster avatar

    On Sun, Sep 4, 2011 at 12:36 AM, KnifeMaster said:

    Ha. I bet you are ;)

  3. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 9:46 AM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    After weekend, I'll email you.

    Right now I'm so sore that it hurts to type this.

  4. KnifeMaster avatar

    On Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 9:34 AM, KnifeMaster said:

    Ahh! My favorite kind of exercise... the kind that can be done in the comfort of my own home... in front of the tv. In fact, you can almost forget the exercise aspect if you try haha.

    That sounds like a challenge. I like challenges. Let's do it.

  5. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Wed, Aug 31, 2011 at 3:43 PM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    Sounds a lot like my current situation...

    I have a proposal, sunshine. You, me. Private chat room. We get on cam and work out until one of us admits defeat. You up for it?

  6. Tammie avatar

    On Wed, Aug 31, 2011 at 1:36 PM, Tammie said:

    Good for you!!!! Keep it up!! I just invested in a treadmill and it's killing me lol!!!!!

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