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  1. how many chickens

    Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 5:12 AM 1 Comments

    There were this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day till he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag. Jethro: "Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this bag here I got me chickens." Jethro: "Chickens! I sure would like chickens. I bet you if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one..." Billy Joe: "Sheeeeiiit...

  2. beerhall

    Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 4:57 AM 1 Comments

    Kachidza was at a local beerhall when a beautiful woman walked in. The beerhall was full and there was only one one place to sit: next to him! Kachidza, always a friendly guy, decided to strike up a conversation with his pretty new neighbor. But as soon as he said "Hello, Miss..." she turned to him and screamed at the top of her lungs, "WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU PERVERT!"...

  3. the loan

    Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 4:53 AM 1 Comments

    A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to...

  4. the rabbit

    Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 5:57 AM 1 Comments

    One day the rabbit was walking through the forest and saw giraffe is prepared to light in a huge joint. Pulled him aside and told him: - Giraffe, dont do that - what nonsense, what are you doing. Better come with me to run through the woods. Giraffe agreed both ran, but at one time they came to a path and saw zebra to make highway of kokaine. The rabbit remained shoked and said to the...

  5. how did i start listening to KoRn

    Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 5:06 AM 0 Comments

    Once i was with a friend and we were sending each other music and he shold me a skillet song(at that time I din't even listen to metal) and told me that it was new metal.For some time i listend to diferent bands.One day i got bored and dicidet to download Guitar Hero . I playd it for some time and then there was a song titled "Freak On A Leash". I liked it and downloadid it to my computer. then...

  6. the fly to chicago

    Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 4:55 AM 1 Comments

    A blonde on a plane is sitting in first klass.Then came stewardess looked at the blonde and the ticket and said: -Madam, your ticket is for second class and you're sitting in first, please sit in second class. The blonde said that she will not move until they reach Chicago. Then she went to a colleague and explained what had happened. The colleague went to the blonde, said something and...

  7. at a bar

    Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 3:51 AM 0 Comments

    A midget sitting in a bar and staring at his glass. Then suddenly appears big rocker, grabbed the glass and drank it's content The Rocker started laughing . - And what will you do now shorty? - Nothing - sadly sighed the little man. - You know, today is the worst day of my life. First I slept over and went late for a important meeting. My boss was so angry that I was fired. Thus freed my...

  8. Cold Weather

    Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 2:15 AM 6 Comments

    Oh man outside it's freezing cold . Your stuck inside . I don't know how it is around the world but here it's very cold but i hope it gets better soon. The only good part is that all the schools are closed .

  9. favorite Korn album

    Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 6:03 AM 3 Comments

    What's your favorite korn album. Mine is Remember Who You Are

  10. KoRn In Bulgaria

    Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 1:51 AM 4 Comments

    Oooh man why won't KoRn come to my country like they they did in 2005. I just want to go to one of their koncerts.

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