the ventriloquist

Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 9:33 AM By: The Children Of KoRn

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
at a bar in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big
blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK
jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their
worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me
from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my
full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue
to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women
at large...all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that
little bastard on your knee!"

  1. cdu avatar

    On Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 12:47 PM, cdu said:

    ha!

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