from alabama

Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM By: The Children Of KoRn

It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around theroom and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well;he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran homeand told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you arefrom Alabama, son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening,Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad. "Dad,they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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    On Sun, Mar 4, 2012 at 2:53 PM, cdu said:

    ha!

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