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  1. Dig the Potato Garden

    Tue, Oct 16, 2012 at 1:18 PM 1 Comments

    An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a...

  2. Where is God?

    Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 1:50 PM 0 Comments

    A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in...

  3. Dog on a Train

    Sun, Oct 14, 2012 at 10:51 AM 0 Comments

    A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in London during the early days of post WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she...

  4. Locked Car

    Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 12:21 PM 4 Comments

    A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes...

  5. Be Kind to the Blind Man

    Fri, Oct 12, 2012 at 3:36 PM 1 Comments

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls...

  6. Sic 'em

    Thu, Oct 11, 2012 at 12:40 PM 1 Comments

    A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time. Finally, he saw the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip. That night he broke in through a basement window and was trying to find his way in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of a very old woman saying, "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!" Startled, the burglar snarls...

  7. Reponse Time

    Wed, Oct 10, 2012 at 1:11 PM 0 Comments

    Pretty sure I posted this before but it is funny. Enjoy a 2nd read. I did! Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I phoned again. "Hello?" I said. "I called you a minute ago because there were...

  8. The Boaj and the Police Job

    Tue, Oct 9, 2012 at 12:48 PM 1 Comments

    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a Boaj went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the Boaj did not do very well on, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question: "Now Boaj, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The Boaj looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."...

  9. Letter of Recommendation

    Mon, Oct 8, 2012 at 12:42 PM 2 Comments

    "Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is an individual who...

  10. Average Soul

    Sun, Oct 7, 2012 at 5:17 AM 1 Comments

    A man arrives in Heaven at the Pearly Gates and walks up to St. Peter. Peter looks over his life deeds and says, "You have a generally average soul and I don't see that you've done anything bad, but you also haven't done anything to warrant getting into Heaven." The man responds, "What about the time I saw that woman getting assaulted in the alley by a group of nasty bikers and I ran up...


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