Locked Car

Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 12:21 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

  1. george donovan avatar

    On Sun, Oct 14, 2012 at 9:11 AM, george donovan said:

    hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaa... sad thing is i know somone who will probably do this lol XD

  2. ghostdancer80000000 avatar

    On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 8:02 PM, ghostdancer80000000 said:

    lol that was hello funny

  3. Tammie avatar

    On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 3:16 PM, Tammie said:

    I love blonde jokes!!

  4. Clare05 avatar

    On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 1:55 PM, Clare05 said:

    LOL

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