Reponse Time

Wed, Oct 10, 2012 at 1:11 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Pretty sure I posted this before but it is funny. Enjoy a 2nd read. I did!


Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later, I phoned again. "Hello?" I said. "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to worry now because I shot them."

Within minutes, there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said, "I thought you said you shot them." To which I replied, "I thought you said there was no one available."

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