The Boaj and the Police Job
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a Boaj went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the Boaj did not do very well on, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question:
"Now Boaj, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The Boaj looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the Boaj wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The Boaj was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"