A man arrives in Heaven at the Pearly Gates and walks up to St. Peter. Peter looks over his life deeds and says, "You have a generally average soul and I don't see that you've done anything bad, but you also haven't done anything to warrant getting into Heaven."

The man responds, "What about the time I saw that woman getting assaulted in the alley by a group of nasty bikers and I ran up and punched the big one holding her so that she could get away?"

St. Peter looks back at his book and says, "I don't see that in here. When did this happen?"

The guy responds, "Oh, about a minute and a half ago."