No Great Loss

Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 1:00 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street when a car comes by and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

  1. Clare05 avatar

    On Sat, Oct 6, 2012 at 8:31 AM, Clare05 said:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

  2. Katie Levy avatar

    On Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 10:28 PM, Katie Levy said:

    ooo ouch
    lol

  3. pfloydmaster avatar

    On Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 7:14 PM, pfloydmaster said:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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