A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest enquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the priest's two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady put her female parrots in and they said, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some the fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the Bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"