Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 1:00 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Just after I got married I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight....promise!

The evening went well, the jokes were being told and the beer was going down easy. At around 3 a.m. drunk as a skunk, I went home.

Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock coukooed 3 times. Quickly I realized that she'd probably wake up so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having the
quick-wittedness even when drunk, to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why she said, "Well, at 3 a.m. this morning it cuckooed 3 times, paused, swore, cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, paused, cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes. I think it's drunk, don't you?"

  1. Heidisharree avatar

    On Tue, Oct 2, 2012 at 11:10 AM, Heidisharree said:


  2. Katie Levy avatar

    On Sun, Sep 30, 2012 at 10:49 PM, Katie Levy said:

    LMAO oh snap

  3. Clare05 avatar

    On Sun, Sep 30, 2012 at 2:40 AM, Clare05 said:

    aaaaahhhhhh hahaha i love it.

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