OK, so i have posted a few jokes now that were pointing at a "boja" now to be honest here I have no clue what a Boja is!!!! So, I have replaced Boja in this joke with my name! To show not only am I not trying at all to offend anyone by this word that I do not even know what it means! But I am in fact willing to make fun of myself just as easy...They are just jokes and are not ment to offend in any way. Thanks for your time I now return you to to days joke.
Bob, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire out as a "handy man" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house, and asked if they had any odd jobs to do.
"Well, I guess I could use someone to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Bob quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told Bobj that everything he would need was already in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does he realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I suppose I was starting to believe all of those 'dumb Bob' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, Bob came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," Bob replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it 2 coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to him. "And by the way," the Bob added, "it's not a 'Porch,' it's a Lexus."