Hot Air

Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 11:45 AM By: Burnt KoRn

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me! Can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees West longitude."

"You must be a scientist," shouted the balloonist.

"I am," said the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well" answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is presumably technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of the information. And the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you have not been much help."

The woman responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well" said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are by means of a large volume of hot air. You have made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people below you to solve your problems you have created. You are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now, somehow, it is my fault!

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Sat, Sep 22, 2012 at 10:08 PM, Katie Levy said:


  2. bayley avatar

    On Fri, Sep 21, 2012 at 7:29 AM, bayley said:

    Hahaha thats great:)

  3. KoRnismyO2 avatar

    On Tue, Sep 18, 2012 at 9:45 AM, KoRnismyO2 said:

    I totally understand that lol ugggghhh, management...

  4. Figure09 avatar

    On Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 12:19 PM, Figure09 said:

    huh? i didn quite get that XD no seriously tho

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