Egg Donor

Sun, Sep 9, 2012 at 6:55 AM By: Burnt KoRn

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and $10,000. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the $10,000?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

  1. pfloydmaster avatar

    On Sun, Sep 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM, pfloydmaster said:

    Great Joke!!!

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Sun, Sep 9, 2012 at 5:40 PM, Figure09 said:

    That's fucked up XD

  3. george donovan avatar

    On Sun, Sep 9, 2012 at 8:34 AM, george donovan said:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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