The Blonde & Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype us that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonde, but women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize when the blonde says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little punk on your knee!"