Speeding Pope

Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 12:39 PM By: Burnt KoRn

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright. I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know, but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

  1. Figure09 avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 5:59 PM, Figure09 said:

    found it XD

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM, Figure09 said:

    where is mah comment!?

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM, Figure09 said:

    hhhhh

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    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM, Figure09 said:

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