Dealing With the Priest

Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 12:57 PM By: Burnt KoRn

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.

"Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,
"Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The vicar put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

  1. george donovan avatar

    On Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 11:54 AM, george donovan said:

    lol XD

  2. Katie Levy avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 8:38 PM, Katie Levy said:

    Dude that is pretty damn funny

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 3:57 PM, Figure09 said:

    looks like theyre not meant to be

  4. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 2:15 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahha money talks, and Why TF am i waaliking ? hhaha

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