No Time to Talk

Wed, Aug 29, 2012 at 11:51 AM By: Burnt KoRn

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But Officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."

"But Officer, I just wanted to say..."

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 8:40 PM, Katie Levy said:

    holy crap man!! that would suck

  2. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 6:45 AM, RUBENRCKS said:

    it is good to listen..hahaha

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Wed, Aug 29, 2012 at 10:15 PM, Figure09 said:

    XD

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