Trimming the Fat

Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 1:08 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy".

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 8:41 PM, Katie Levy said:

    that is freaking great!! I love it!

  2. george donovan avatar

    On Wed, Aug 29, 2012 at 2:14 AM, george donovan said:

    lollololololololololololololololololololol ha XD

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 4:50 PM, Figure09 said:

    hahahaha

  4. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 1:14 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    I WANNA PIZZA EVERY DAY !!!! HAHAHA IT IS PROBABLY YOUR BEST YET !!!!!

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