Fantasy Train

Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 7:07 AM By: Burnt KoRn

Two strangers, a man and a woman, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1 a.m., the man leans over and gently wakes the woman and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," the woman replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Now, get your own dang blanket!"

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 3:33 PM, Katie Levy said:

    HAHA YES!

  2. george donovan avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 10:03 AM, george donovan said:

    love it XD

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 9:28 AM, Figure09 said:

    do ppl rlly do this on trains? XD

  4. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 8:05 AM, RUBENRCKS said:

    is it like that in married couples hahaha not all of them , right?

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