Embarrassing Situations

Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 8:07 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I bought you a drink?"

She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table totally red-faced.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

The man responds at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!"

  1. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 9:30 AM, Figure09 said:

    boy, paybacks a bitch

  2. george donovan avatar

    On Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 12:24 AM, george donovan said:

    hilairius hahahaha

  3. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 8:11 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    well she got it back !!!!! guinea pigs.... hahaha

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