Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.
A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get two times more than that."
The first guy says, "I want a million dollars." The genie says "Are you sure?" He says, "Yes." *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.
The second guy says, "I want a new car." The genie says, "A lawyer is getting two new cars then." The guy says, "Oh well. I want my car." *poof* He has a new porche.
The third guy says, "I want to be beaten half to death."