What Would You Like to Hear?

Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 7:11 AM By: Burnt KoRn

Three mates die in a car crash, they go to heaven and attend an orientation meeting.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first bloke says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last fellow replies, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"

  1. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 9:03 PM, Figure09 said:

    waharasatadafagazaxacavabanamakajahalaoapaiauayata

  2. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 8:47 AM, RUBENRCKS said:

    well, sometimes feels like i am at the end of the line, hAHAHA THAT IS THE SMART ONE !!!!

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