Dead Fish

Fri, Aug 17, 2012 at 12:55 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

  1. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 9:05 PM, Figure09 said:

    where the hell is mah comment!? !@#$%$$#!!**(&^

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Figure09 said:

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  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Figure09 said:

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  4. george donovan avatar

    On Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 2:19 AM, george donovan said:

    lololololololololololololololololol X)

  5. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Fri, Aug 17, 2012 at 4:00 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahaha a great one gotta tell it round!!!

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