Rules of marriage

Sat, Aug 11, 2012 at 5:00 AM By: Burnt KoRn

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Sat, Aug 11, 2012 at 11:05 AM, Katie Levy said:

    LOLOLOLOL In Yo FACE!

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Sat, Aug 11, 2012 at 9:17 AM, Figure09 said:

    fair enough

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    On Sat, Aug 11, 2012 at 5:19 AM, FaTa1iTy said:

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