Quotes from stupid 01

Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 1:33 PM By: Burnt KoRn

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

"The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway

"In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse

"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across." - Announcer on KZOK radio

"He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!" - CBS baseball announcer

"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio

"This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation." - BBC world service.

"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)

"He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 10:25 PM, Katie Levy said:

    I love the trucker one!

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM, Figure09 said:

    wow those r dumb

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