More Idiots

Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 12:38 PM By: Burnt KoRn

ADVICE FOR IDIOTS...
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."



IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.



IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE...
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce. "He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.



IDIOTS IN THE NEWS...
Buffalo Channel 4 News on October 20th,1999 informed its captivated audience that when selling their computer, the best way to erase the files on your computers hard drive is by drilling a hole in the drive its self! "By drilling a hole in the drive its self, you make it impossible for the new owner to get your files." No fucking kidding, idiot!

  1. george donovan avatar

    On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 10:57 AM, george donovan said:

    love um

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 7:31 PM, Figure09 said:

    :D

  3. Katie Levy avatar

    On Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 4:30 PM, Katie Levy said:

    LOL only iceberg bro, sorry.

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