And yet again...MAMA JOKES ;-Þ glad u guys are liking them !!!!! But this is the last of them. Enjoy!

Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 1:04 PM By: Burnt KoRn

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.

Yo momma's so short, you could see her feet on her driver license.

Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in Lazyboy and slept on the floor!

Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 11:21 PM, Katie Levy said:

    LOL MISS A SEASON OF FRIENDS!!! Dude I was rollin!

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 9:54 PM, Figure09 said:


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