10 YO MAMA so fat jokes..

Sun, Jul 22, 2012 at 6:13 AM By: Burnt KoRn

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

  1. Katie Levy avatar

    On Mon, Jul 23, 2012 at 12:34 PM, Katie Levy said:

    I like the get on her good side one!

  2. Figure09 avatar

    On Sun, Jul 22, 2012 at 7:40 PM, Figure09 said:

    That's fuked up but funny,

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