The farmhand!

Fri, Jul 13, 2012 at 1:43 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

  1. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Fri, Jul 13, 2012 at 7:10 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahahaha well u got me once more !!! its a good one, sorry peggy

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