Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

Thu, Jul 5, 2012 at 1:22 PM By: Burnt KoRn

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

  1. JtR avatar

    On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:45 AM, JtR said:

    true ^^

  2. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Thu, Jul 5, 2012 at 10:34 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahaha i better not comment much hahaha good that i work all bymyself.....

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Thu, Jul 5, 2012 at 2:13 PM, Figure09 said:

    funny ^^)

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