TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

Sun, Jul 1, 2012 at 11:17 AM By: Burnt KoRn

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

  1. Figure09 avatar

    On Sun, Jul 1, 2012 at 7:07 PM, Figure09 said:

    oh mah god XD

  2. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Sun, Jul 1, 2012 at 12:28 PM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahaha i like that 18 !!!! ainĀ“t shaft a club?? some people here call them irons..... well c u at the 19 !!!!

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