losing wife's love

Wed, Jun 13, 2012 at 12:49 PM By: Burnt KoRn

"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"

  1. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 1:03 AM, RUBENRCKS said:

    hahahah nope you only dreaming!!!! hahahaha
    she loves u to death!!!!!

  2. pfloydmaster avatar

    On Thu, Jun 14, 2012 at 3:20 AM, pfloydmaster said:

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Wed, Jun 13, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Figure09 said:

    i guess they should move on,.....

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