Carefull what you wish for!

Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 12:21 PM By: Burnt KoRn

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,

"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

  1. RUBENRCKS avatar

    On Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 1:09 AM, RUBENRCKS said:

    GERONIMO code!!!!

  2. Burnt KoRn avatar

    On Tue, Jun 12, 2012 at 12:30 PM, Burnt KoRn said:

    She was a lady that cut off here husbands junk back in the day for cheating on her and she drove down the road and chucked it out the window...

  3. Figure09 avatar

    On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 6:06 PM, Figure09 said:

    whos lorena bobbit

  4. KORNKIDNH avatar

    On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 3:35 PM, KORNKIDNH said:

    LMFAO! That is awesome!!!

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