A man walks into a bar

Thu, May 3, 2012 at 12:58 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

  1. bayley avatar

    On Tue, May 8, 2012 at 11:09 AM, bayley said:

    Haha funny:)

  2. Tammie avatar

    On Thu, May 3, 2012 at 5:29 PM, Tammie said:

    Gotta laugh at the "A man walks into a Bar" bit llol!!!!

  3. Ow Dobol Dee Gee avatar

    On Thu, May 3, 2012 at 4:47 PM, Ow Dobol Dee Gee said:

    He must be gay. Hahahaha!

  4. Big Shark avatar

    On Thu, May 3, 2012 at 3:30 PM, Big Shark said:

    I don't know why but I've always had a soft spot for lawyer jokes :P

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