Benny

Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 2:49 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows everybody. So his buddy bets $10 the next person to walk in the bar didn't know him. Somebody walks in the bar and says "Hey Benny what's up?" so the guy then bets him $100 he doesn't know the first person they see outside walking down the street. So they go outside and see some coming up to the bar and says "Hey Benny how are things going?". Flustered the guy bets him $500 he doesn't know the President. So they drive up to the white house and the security guard says "Benny you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a limo pulls up with the president in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Benny how have you been?" So then he bets him $1000 he doesn't know the Pope. So they take a plane down to Rome and he says" Ok now watch up there on that balcony I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So he goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out. He goes down there and says "Are you that surprised that I know the Pope?" he goes "No somebody walked behind me and said who's that guy up there with Benny!"

  1. cdu avatar

    On Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 6:39 PM, cdu said:

    chortle!

  2. Ow Dobol Dee Gee avatar

    On Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 5:34 PM, Ow Dobol Dee Gee said:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!

  3. Jon. avatar

    On Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM, Jon. said:

    Heh...Heh...Heh... This is funny.

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