Redneck joke

Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:30 PM By: Burnt KoRn

OK all these bar jokes made me remember one...


A guy walks in to a bar down south and orders a beer, he sits there awhile and noone was talking. So he asks the bartender, "Hey buddy, want to here a redneck joke?" The bartender says well lets see, im 6 foot tall 225 pounds and I am a redneck. Jim Bob over there, is 6 foot 6! And 300 pounds, and he is a redneck. And Cledus back there Cledus is 6 foot, 8 inches tall, and he is 350 pounds! And he is a redneck. Now I ask ya, You still want to tell that redneck joke of yours?" The guy thinks about it and say's, "You know what, I guess I dont want to tell it. I dont want to explain it three times!

  1. cdu avatar

    On Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 6:40 PM, cdu said:

    Those dang fatuous rednecks!

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