A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

The Dad replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have
safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes,
I've heard of that in health class
at school."

He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and
asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for
high school boys, one for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."